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Welcome to Jurassic Park

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Parody of "Dancing in the Dark" by Bruce Springsteen

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Welcome to Jurassic Park
[Parody of "Dancing in the Dark" by Bruce Springsteen]

It’s beyond believing, Scientists were blown away
The choppers are flying - I look around, seeing the display!

You can’t call me a liar
I stuck my arm in the dung myself
They had babies, without any manly help

Amber’s required
It’s found in fossilized tree bark
I’m feelin’ inspired
Welcome to Jurassic Park

Dinosaurs keep getting bigger,
tourists are filling up the place
I check the doors with a shiver
I want to change the locks, the fence, the gate

Mankind ain't getting nowhere
We all know that it’s womankind who lives
See my gelatin jigglin,
I think we all know what that is

Amber’s required
It’s found in fossilized tree bark
I’m feelin’ inspired
Welcome to Jurassic Park

It’s just a hostile takeover
The dinos are misunderstood
We built a crappy enclosure
Because we could, not if we should

Clear the streets of the theme park
We’re no longer the master race
These dinos are hungry
And that one spat acid in my face

I'm at this fatal attraction
I'm sick of sitting 'round here hiding on the loo
I need a mass extinction
Or later I’ll end up dino poo

Amber’s required
It’s found in fossilized tree bark
I’m feelin’ inspired
Welcome to Jurassic Park

Amber’s required
To play god, so why not give it a whirl?
Soon, you will be expired
Eaten by a Clever Girl
Welcome to Jurassic Park

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from BomBARDed, released September 10, 2019
Backing Track by Sam Johnides

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Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more

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