Shut Up and Raid

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Parody of “Shut up and Dance With Me” by Walk The Moon

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Shut Up And Raid With Me
(Parody of “Shut up and Dance With Me” by Walk The Moon)
No need to reroll stats, you’re just a level three
He said “Don’t hold me back!”
I said shut up and raid with me
This half-elf is your destiny, I said ooh
Shut up and raid with me!

We were playin’ all through night
Our levels soaring up to brand new heights
No need to physically win the fight
Ooh we were bound to game together,
Soul-Bound to game together
Keep safe from harm, you’re just here piggybackin’
He killed a boar and I said: No need to reroll stats
Your level’s fine with me! He asked “Should we attack?”
I said shut up and raid with me! This half-elf is your destiny,
I said ooh, Shut up and raid with me!

A reckless act and a killing spree. Dominating all of the PVP!
We keep it going for a monthly fee
I knew we were bound to game together,
Soul-Bound to game together!
Our avatars, decked out in shiny armor
We backslash waved and he said
No need to reroll stats, your level’s fine with me
We said time to attack, he said “LEEROY JENKINS!”
No need to go play “Destiny”, I said ooh
Shut up and raid with me!

(Come on girl, let’s raid!)

Deep in the raid, our guild is standing ready
We realize this is our last chance!
The boss respawns, we don't know how that happened
Wrote the GM to complain:

(Excuse me, Mr. GM! We got some words for you.
Check the message board. Slidin’ into your DMs!)

Our guild has way high stats, we beat all NPCs
Your game is out of whack,
He said “Shut up and pay the fee!
This game is your reality.”
We said ooh
You’re right, let’s play!
No need to reroll stats
Maxed out our talent tree
Our party’s full of class
We said backslash and dance with me
This world is our reality
I said ooh
Backslash and dance with me!
(Repeat)

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from BARDCORE, released March 1, 2017

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Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more

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