Princess is Captive (feat. Breakmaster Cylinder)

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Parody of “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons


Princess Is Captive (Ft. Breakmaster Cylinder)
(Parody of “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons)

I am a part of the Triforce
I wipe my brow and I set my course across the land of Hyrule.
I'm breaking blocks, collecting life,
then checking out all your plumbing pipes.
It’s a me, Super Mario!
I power up, I see the gold coins glow
Now to the castle I go!
Welcome to the Wii Age, to the Wii Age
Welcome to the Wii Age, to the Wii age
Whoa, My princess is captive! Princess is captive!
Whoa, My princess is captive! Princess is captive!

Punch question marks, looking for a rose, so I can shoot fire at my foes
I’m wearing red, ‘cause I’m Italian. (Obviously) Whoa!
Wearing green, like Peter Pan, look like part of an Elven clan
The game should be called “The Legend of LINK!”


Make sure I have hearts, so I don’t die
Mushrooms work too. Keepin me high!

Chorus (Repeat)


from BARDCORE, released March 1, 2017




Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more


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