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Parody of “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus

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Pokéball
(Parody of “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus)
When I turned 10,
I made new friends
So cute, Monsters pocket-sized.
Across the path, out in tall grass
I froze, meeting both your eyes

Don't you ever say I chose “run away”
I will always choose you.
I can't win a badge, fighting for romance,
I’m not your Pikachu

He threw me like a Pokéball,
Reset my heart like Missingno.
All I wanted was to catch them all
All you ever did was transfer me
Yeah, you, you transferred me

My Poliwhirl used Defense Curl,
Your moves, are super effective.
Made holes so big, no need for Dig
Wait, are you a boy or a girl?

Don't you ever say I chose “run away”
I will always choose you.
I can't be the best, not like all the rest,
You teach me, I’ll teach you

Chorus x2

I defeated the Elite Four
Became the Gym Champion
But you told me to capture more
I guess I should've used Harden
I’ll never see you evolve
You were candy that was so rare
I should've used a Masterball

Don't you ever say I chose “run away”
I will always choose you

He threw me like a Pokéball,
Reset my heart like Missingno
All I wanted was to catch them all
All you ever did was transfer me
He threw me like a Pokéball, (Pokéball!)
Reset my heart like Missingno. (Missingno.!)
All I wanted was to catch them all (Catch them all!)
All you ever did was transfer me (Yeah, I’m candy!)
Yeah, you, you transferred me
Yeah, you, you transferred me

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from BARDCORE, released March 1, 2017

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Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more

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