John Barrowman

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Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel

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John Barrowman
[Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel]

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday,
my favorite show soon will begin.
Well, we’re all a fan of the Doctor now,
but we wait for that jawline and chin.

He says “Hello, I’m in squadron 1-3-3”
as he smiles down, while holding Rose
And he’s cute, and it seems like he bats for both teams
wearing fitted Royal Airforce clothes.

Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
Give him the roles today,
For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

Now John at the Con is a friend of mine,
Well, not really, I had to pay for his pic.
In my Jack Harkness coat, I recite every quote,
and my eyes wander down to his - smile.

He says “Bards, it’s really nice meeting you!”
As he signs his name with a heart.
We say “John, you should be a movie star,
if only they’d give you more parts!”

Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
Give him the roles today,
For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

He has played a villain on Arrow,
even bad, he can make our hearts soar.
He’s so cute when he’s mean on our small TV screen,
but we know that he’s destined for more!

So Hollywood, it’s time for a leading man
who comes from a land overseas!
He can sing and can dance,
and looks great in tight pants,
and his husband and fanbase agree!

Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
Give him the roles today,
For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

We‘re singin’ give all the roles to John Barrowman!
Give him the roles today,
For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or homosexual!

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from BomBARDed, released September 10, 2019
Backing Track by Sam Johnides

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Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more

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