Geeky Girl

from by Library Bards



Parody of “Barbie Girl” by Aqua


Geeky Girl
(Parody of “Barbie Girl” by Aqua)
(Hey Girl!
Hey Boy!
You wanna play with my toys?
Sure, Boy!
Too bad!)

I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation

Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow!


I’m a strong character in a fantasy world
kicking butt, fighting crime, flying spaceships

They won’t sell, I can tell, give me muscles and pain,
We need more manly men, we don’t need tits

Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey? With no Black Widow,
there’s no Avengers



In your slim leather suits, you are only a tease
I need tough action stars, not you whiney ladies

We can fight, save the day
But we never can play,
Only doll I can find is Slave Leia

Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey? With no Black Widow,
there’s no Avengers.
Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
What do you mean, it’s to avoid spoilers!?

Chorus (Repeat)

(Aw, it looks like you’re having so much fun!
No toys for you!
Aw, corporations!)


from BARDCORE, released March 1, 2017




Library Bards Los Angeles, California

The Library Bards are a nerd parody band consisting of Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest, R. Mika in Street Fighter V) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). They take Top 40 hits and transform them into the nerdy versions they should have been in the first place! With their catchy tunes and nerdy lyrics, the @LibraryBards will be bringing you into the #BardLife in no time! ... more


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